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Red Green returns to Kirby Center in Wilkes-Barre on ‘I’m Not Old, I’m Ripe!’ tour on April 4

Red Green returns to Kirby Center in Wilkes-Barre on ‘I’m Not Old, I’m Ripe!’ tour on April 4
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From a press release:

The man who is known worldwide for his humor, his insight, and his wisdom about life and the people one encounters in it is back with a brand new show – “I’m Not Old, I’m Ripe!” Red Green returns to the F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts in Wilkes-Barre on Monday, April 4, 2016 at 7 p.m.

Tickets, which are $53, plus applicable fees, go on sale this Friday, Dec. 11 at 10 a.m. and will be available at the Kirby Center box office, online at kirbycenter.org, and by phone at 570-826-1100. A special Kirby Member pre-sale begins Wednesday, Dec. 9 at 10 a.m.

After 20 successful years on television from the infamous “Possum Lodge” as the handyman who believes that “anything is possible if you use enough duct tape,” Red Green is back with a whole new show focusing on “Red’s life” – with a few side trips! This show follows on the heels of 77 live performances across North America in his “How to Do Everything… from the Man Who Should Know” Tour.

An evening spent with Red Green is an evening of laughter:

“Remember: you may have to grow old, but you don’t have to mature.”

“How do you improve your gas mileage on a long trip? Don’t go!”

“You may be quick on your feet, but you can’t outrun even the smallest explosion.”